Status Update simple test & script

Status updates:

1 I'm just making a sandwich
2 I just had a shower
3 I just shit myself
4 Hey, I just posted a new photo!
5 PC 4 PC 
6 LOL Frape
7 Who wants to go to the cinema tonight?
8 I miss the days when halloween was about showing off costumes not clevage.
9 I like this
10 LOL
11 EL-OH-EL
12 ROFL
13 LAMO
14 grl u lk wel sxc lol
15 Less than three
16 Yum
17 What's in it?

1-4 I noticed that when we talk on Fb and other sites, we seem to ignore most grammer. When i first wrote out the script I used "I've" however the more I thought about it the more I realised that online, we just say I and completly ignore the 've.
Looking at the above paragraph, perhaps I've forgotten when to use the 've...

5 Picture Comment for Picture comment - this is an old Myspace reference.

8 Is an actual status I found around halloween when i wrote and filmed this.

9 I like this is the blatant facebook reference. When said it feels forced and fake.

10-13 Laugh out loud, Rolling on the floor laughing, Laughing my ass off.

14 I tried to get myself and my actors to try text speak. Ths does not come accross so well in the film.

15 less than three = <3

17/17 a response to 1